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Archived TikToks from innocent drinks (@innocentdrinks). 54 saved TikToks, 5 removed from the profile.

We couldn't quite get the chief squeezer, but we reckon our boss's boss's boss nailed it.
FOR THOSE USING ALT TEXT This is an image of the great October 3rd content our boss wanted. Or at least we thought it was what they wanted. It's a Mean Girls meme. There are two screens on top of each other with captions. The first one is Lindsay Lohan writing at a desk and the subtitle reads "On October 3rd he asked me what day it was." The second slide is her answering the boy saying "it's October 3rd". And then we've rather cleverly put a couple of our drinks over their faces. The boy has an invigorate super smoothie and Lindsay Lohan has an inner winner juice. Marketing. Next, we have a photo of the same Mean Girls meme we posted last year. There are two screens on top of each other with captions. The first one is Lindsay Lohan writing at a desk and the subtitle reads "On October 3rd he asked me what day it was." The second slide is her answering the boy saying "it's October 3rd". Only this time, we crossed through the words "October 3rd" and replaced them with "Global Smoothie Day". And then we've rather cleverly put a couple of our drinks over their faces. The boy has a strawberries and bananas smoothie and Lindsay Lohan has a mango and passion fruit smoothie. We know. Crushed it.
#buysmoothies
Keep your fingers crossed you lot. #buysmoothies
10We`re really hoping we'll get a red card today. For all our ALT users, here's what the photos say. This is a title card on some grass, which may or may not be on a football field, that says "There's a big game tonight". Below, we've written "So we've translated some of the waffle you might hear". And in case you didn't connect the dots already, there's a doodle of a football below. The first phrase we've translated is "kick off". Kick off is what our boss does every day. You can make of that what you like. Next we have "hat-trick". Like the one where the magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat. Classic. Then there's "off-side". This one's always been a tricky one to explain. It's basically that side of the toast that's always burnt. The next phrase we're translating is "dribble". Dribble is what happen when you fall asleep with you mouth open. We've all been there. Even in meetings. Next we have "corner kick". You know when you stub your toe? Well, a corner kick is when you stub your toe on the corner of the skirting. Then there's "header". A header happens when you're lying in bed. Get that head out of the gutter. It's when you accidentally drop your phone on your head. The next phrase we're translating is "throw-in". This is one you'll be seeing a lot when you're bored at work on a Friday. A throw-in is trying to get that ball of paper into the bin. Usually, we miss. #buysmoothies
Apart from Batman. He loves garlic. Obviously. For anyone who needs, here's the ALT text: Today is October 31st. Or as some know it, Halloween. To celebrate, here's a photo of an innocent branded anti-bac bottle surrounded by pumpkins and garlic. The label reads: "ANTI DRAC: Garlic & holy water (stakes sold separately)" If you were wondering what to bring to your trip to Transylvania, this is it. The second photo is of the back of the bottle. It reads: "Instructions for use: apply directly to your skin to word off vampires, do not rinse. Side effects may include: full body rashes, stinking of garlic, people trying to cook you in a bolognaise." Dracula won't stand a chance.

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